I've done flyers, I've tried door knocking and I've advertised in the local paper but most of my work comes from customer recommendations (which is nice) so I've decided to try a new tack.

Poetry.

You reckon I could get this published?

I am a jolly window cleaner
I wash the dirt and muck off
If my customers are miserable
I just tell them to forget it

I've got a pole instead of ladders
Some brushes and a bucket
If you don't like the way I clean them
I just shrug and say oh, sorry

When a customer pays quickly
I smile and then I thank her
And everybody knows me as
That window washing fella

 

Yeah - that'll work - if you change it back to the original version 

  brilliant best bit of fun for ages.

Hydro your so funny
that poem made my night
but dont give up the day job
cos its a loada nonsence

      

i love my job i think it's fine
i scrub your windaz to make em shine
i work with pride and aim to please
if you think im prices,then eat my cheese

i work damn hard an do my best
i clean your windaz an take no rest
i work for a livin an dont get dole
if you dont like it then suck my pole

 

"Oh you're using one of them!
My wife says it's called Tucker.
She thinks it's really long and hard,
So would you like to wash our windows next week please?"