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« on: August 13, 2011, 04:16:04 PM »
Got stung by a wasp three times the day,the wee bar steward got in ma trouser leg(a never seen it)the first sting wis right in the scrotum OUCH! Cry,then it took things easy and stung ma thigh then ma calf.Got home two hours later n went to the toilet fir a pee,unzipped and WOW huge swelling on ma KNOB,now been about 5 hours from when a wis stung n swellin gettin worse,goin down to hospital just now to get it looked at,let's hope it's a female nurse,she is in fir a BIG shock Shocked
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« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2011, 04:55:36 PM »
 Grin Grin Grin lol such a big shock from such a small pri ck  Grin Grin Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2011, 07:54:16 PM »
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Got stung by a wasp three times the day,the wee bar steward got in ma trouser leg(a never seen it)the first sting wis right in the scrotum OUCH! Cry,then it took things easy and stung ma thigh then ma calf.Got home two hours later n went to the toilet fir a pee,unzipped and WOW huge swelling on ma KNOB,now been about 5 hours from when a wis stung n swellin gettin worse,goin down to hospital just now to get it looked at,let's hope it's a female nurse,she is in fir a BIG shock Shocked
















you should have worn a condom  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



I got stung off a bee yesterday,  £8.50 for a jar of honey  what a rip off  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 11:00:56 PM »
Thanks for the caring words guys Grin Grin
Update...Very attractive female nurse gave it a bit of a fondle and a thorough examination and with a wry smile said you will be fine, just remember to take it easy on your wife tonight Kiss







I wish...Door opened,male Asian doctor(was probably a safe bet)had a wee look,no touching involved(honest)said it should be back to normal in a day or two.Pity really,gettin used to being well hung.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2011, 11:03:30 PM »
lol get the wife to xxx it better she does it so well Tongue
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