Traffic copper pulls a scouser for doing 85mph in a 50 zone and asks to see his driving licence,

sorry officer but I don't have one since I got done for drink driving a couple of months ago replied the scouser,      well if you have lost your licence you wont be insured either said the copper,  

thats right said the scouser, in fact I stole this car about an hour ago and murdered the owner and cut him up into small pieces and have him in black bin liners in the boot said scouse.

with that the traffic cop radio's through for an armed response unit which arrives within minutes,   with guns drawn 3 armed coppers surround the car and ask the scouser to get out really slowly and don't do anything stupid,       the scouser carefully gets out of the car with his arms raised in the air.

Now sir can you please open the boot of the car really slowly then move away from the car and lay face down on the floor  which the scouser does.
one of the coppers looks in the boot but its empty ?           my collegue says you stole this car and murdered the owner and cut him up into pieces and put him in the boot ?        the scouser looks mistyfied yer what mate ?  

he also says your banned for drink driving and have no insurence  ?   well if you look in my inside pocket you will find my Licence and other driving documents to which a copper looks and sure enough a clean licenece and up to date insurence documents.

the 3 armed response coppers all look confused and ask the scouser why their collegue would say such a thing ?      I dont know mate replied scouse   but I suppose the lying *git* told you I was speeding as well