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Author Topic: have you spoken to this man i have.  (Read 345 times)
rdfb2
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« on: May 21, 2008, 04:24:39 PM »

Mujibar
was trying to get a job in India .

The Personnel Manager
said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless
you pass it
, you cannot qualify
for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The
manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink
and Green.'

Mujibar
thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'


The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The
telephone goes green,
green, and I pink
it up, and say, 'Yellow ',
this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call
center.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I
have.

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GET IT RIGHT FIRST TIME. why get called back later!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2008, 04:00:10 PM »

the git phones me most evenings..usually when i m eating the annoying sod Angry Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2008, 06:52:27 PM »

I love it. And it's almost certainly true.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2008, 09:29:09 PM »

just say i will call the home owner, put the phone on the side and go in a different room and watch tv.  make sure you build up some sort of excitment first, make him think he has a sale.

or

say your not interested, when he says sorry sir, go off on one saying your a lady not a sir, play with him to see if he digs a deep hole.
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