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« on: April 13, 2011, 07:48:10 PM »

the spotty-faced drama queen upset her AGAIN last night, he thinks my little girl ( ok, i am biased  Grin ) is out of order getting the hump because he's out getting pi**ed with his female "friend"!
any of you guys fancy meeting him in a dark alley are very welcome, i can supply beer and nibbles but you will have to supply your own baseball bats  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2011, 08:02:15 PM »

lol feel for you bacca
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2011, 08:04:03 PM »

Send him over my way on a tues night haha!
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2011, 09:02:10 PM »

Give him a slap n tell him to do one ! Wink
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2011, 09:02:45 PM »

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lol feel for you bacca


thanks mate, how big r u?  Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2011, 09:09:59 PM »

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Give him a slap n tell him to do one ! Wink


he's bigger than me but he'd have to catch me first  Grin Grin
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2011, 09:11:41 PM »

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Send him over my way on a tues night haha!


so, you're inviting him out for a tuesday nite, wot about me and luis  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2011, 10:12:10 PM »

lol 6 foot mauy thai fighter  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2011, 11:34:28 PM »

when my eldest daughter used to come home with boyfriends I always looked grumpy and cleaned my rifle looking at them with a frown Grin ok it was only an air rifle

my youngest is 13 this year so still have it all to come again Roll Eyes eldest girl has her own rug rats now and can fight her own battles Grin love the wee rug rats though Cool
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2011, 07:25:52 AM »

Iv got 2 boys so when they are older I will no doubt have the pleasure of chaps like you turning up on my door step wanting to give them a slap.......what happened to the good old days of kids moving out and working at 15 or for the chaps up north 9 haha Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2011, 11:34:47 AM »

Got a step daughter aged 16 , very hard work , got a bofriend and as some of you have already experinanced this , its difficult .
She's lazy,bone idle and full of attitude .
But shes extreamely clever , hopefully on her way to university after a-levels , doctor she wants ,
Only £9k a yr , for 7years ,
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2011, 05:47:58 PM »

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lol 6 foot mauy thai fighter  Wink


you'll do g&g, i'll even pick u up  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2011, 05:50:35 PM »

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Got a step daughter aged 16 , very hard work , got a bofriend and as some of you have already experinanced this , its difficult .
She's lazy,bone idle and full of attitude .
But shes extreamely clever , hopefully on her way to university after a-levels , doctor she wants ,
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it is hard kempy mate, hopefully when she's a doctor she can look after you in your old age  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2011, 10:12:58 PM »

i can send you some pure ammonia if you like, the real stuff not watered down,  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2011, 07:23:54 AM »

used too pore it under s"""" hole door all good fun 
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i can send you some pure ammonia if you like, the real stuff not watered down,  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2011, 06:18:30 PM »

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i can send you some pure ammonia if you like, the real stuff not watered down,  Roll Eyes
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wanna duff him up, not dye his hair lol
would it do him too much damage mate?   Wink
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« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2011, 10:10:25 PM »

well you have two uses for it in my mind, first is soak a cloth stick it over the face till he goes out cold then pop him in the boot for a drive, other is inject him with it and see what happens,

but here is a good one for fun, get some optics  eye wash poor loads into a glass of milk, then give it to him to drink, it causes a reaction with the milk and will give anyone the worst case ever of the diarrhea not like you know , its funny he will not have chance to get to the bog I'm sure your daughter don't want a boyfriend who poo himself.
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2011, 07:38:33 AM »

sorry to hear that bacca lad,  I have a daughter 21 and have had some bite your lip and count to 10 moments with her ex boyfriend.

hopefully your daughter will wake up and smell the coffee and dump the useless piece of s.h.i.t.
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« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2011, 08:47:54 AM »

you coild always get one of the bonnie lads from here to come around and woo her away from him  Cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: April 19, 2011, 10:25:11 PM »

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well you have two uses for it in my mind, first is soak a cloth stick it over the face till he goes out cold then pop him in the boot for a drive, other is inject him with it and see what happens,

but here is a good one for fun, get some optics  eye wash poor loads into a glass of milk, then give it to him to drink, it causes a reaction with the milk and will give anyone the worst case ever of the diarrhea not like you know , its funny he will not have chance to get to the bog I'm sure your daughter don't want a boyfriend who poo himself.





you're starting to scare me mate  Grin Grin Grin
sounds good though, i'll pay for the postage lol  Grin
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« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2011, 10:29:30 PM »

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sorry to hear that bacca lad,  I have a daughter 21 and have had some bite your lip and count to 10 moments with her ex boyfriend.

hopefully your daughter will wake up and smell the coffee and dump the useless piece of s.h.i.t.

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that's what i'm hoping for toffeeman, thanks for your advice
love being a dad but as you know it ain't easy otherwise everyone would do it  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2011, 10:37:43 PM »

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you coild always get one of the bonnie lads from here to come around and woo her away from him  Cheesy




tempting mate, keep me supplied with haggis ( love it!!! ) and we got a deal  Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2011, 09:40:10 PM »

thanks for all your replies guys, very grateful  Smiley
quick update for anyone who cares................
SHE'S DUMPED HIM!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2011, 10:17:07 PM »

great news Grin

seems ages since you posted this and my baby girl is now 13 and wearing make-up, at high school and skirts are getting shorter, so here we go again Cry
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« Reply #24 on: September 20, 2011, 10:25:25 PM »

lol glad for you bacca man
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